After six years of total service to the US Navy, I received my Honorable Discharge from the US Navy. 

My father Irving Bernath, served in the US Army in World War Two.  He tells the story about a guy who was drafted into the Army and all he did was pick up papers, look at them, then say "That's not it" and toss the papers to the ground.  So they sent him to the psychiatrist and all he did at the office was pick up papers and say  "That's not it."  They tried everything to get this soldier to snap out of it but finally gave up and set him up for a medical discharge.  As he was leaving the army post they handed him his Discharge Papers.  He looked at it, smiled and said,  "Yeah.  This is it!"